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Recognizing the same possibility himself, Marcus agreed to move to Bayview in order to live closer to both Oscar and his own sister Jennifer, both of which lived in the same neighborhood (Jennifer even lived on the same street). Everybody who knew Marcus started to worry about whether he'd be able to deal with the grief of his wife's death and still be able to raise a child. Unfortunately, there were complications in Craig's birth, and Lauren did not survive. They married three years later, and were just about ready to have their first child. Lauren was immediately taken by Marcus's offbeat humor, and the two began dating. The two were introduced to each other by Lauren's brother, Oscar Therriault, who worked the night shift with Marcus. Marcus worked as a janitor for a local hospital while Lauren was an aspiring artist with oil paintings as her medium of choice. Without them, Craig is almost legally blind.īiography: Craig was born just one school district away from Bayview High (about a 45 minute drive from St. His green eyes are in bad shape, and he needs to wear glasses at all times to correct his 20/200 vision.
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His nose is broad and short rather than long-bridged and pointed, which, when combined with the roundness of his cheeks and jaw line, brings his face even closer to that of an oversized infant’s (simply put, he has a ‘baby face’). Not particularly handsome, Craig's face has all the plumpness of his body (of course, some girls probably find that cute). This serves him well, since his ears are rather large and long hair helps to partially obscure them.
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The irony in this is that Craig's legs are much stronger than his arms, since they have to hold him up all the time.Ĭraig's shaggy, dirty-blonde hair is kept in a rough bowl-cut with a length of about 2.5 inches. His arms, conversely, are fairly flabby and look much larger. Since his legs don't have as much fat on them as one might expect, Craig possesses a somewhat top-heavy shape. His habit of wearing T-shirts gives Craig a farmer's tan on his arms, neck and face, so unless he's shirtless, it would be difficult to tell that any part of him was pale to begin with. Most of his body is a pale white, a complexion you'd expect to see on somebody who never sees the light of day. Despite the fact that he has some Hispanic and even some Asian heritage on his mother’s side, Craig appears to be strictly of Caucasian descent. His round figure is usually draped by an XXL T-shirt with some sort of logo or picture on it (sports team, tourist destination, superhero, etc.) while he exclusively wears baggy jeans for pants. Hobbies and Interests: Graphic novels, drawing, painting, footballĪppearance: Craig looms over nearly all of his classmates at 6'7", and weighs in at about 355 pounds due to a glandular problem that has been diagnosed, but not yet treated (he has to finish high school so the surgery doesn't interfere with his learning).